About – geek code

Geek: GIT
I’m a geek of information technology.
Dress: d
I dress a lot like those found in catalog ads. Bland, boring, without life or meaning.
Shape: s:+
I’m the height of an average geek.
I’m a little rounder than most.
Age: a+
I’m between 40 and 49.
Computers: C++$
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
I’m making money at this.
Unix: UL
Linux:
I have a unix account to do my stuff in.
Perl: P
I know Perl exists, but that’s all.
Linux: L++$
I use Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I’ve given up trying to achieve Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.
I’m making money at this.
Emacs: E-
Emacs is just too big and bloated for my tastes.
Web: W+++
I am a WebMaster. Don’t even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I’m not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.
Usenet: N
Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.
Usenet Oracle: !o
I don’t consult the Usenet Oracle.
Kibo: K-
I don’t know who Kibo is.
Windows: w+$
I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I’ve installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire.
I’m making money at this.
OS/2: O-
Tried it, didn’t like it.
Macintosh: M–
Macs do more than suck. They make a user stupid by allowing them to use the system without knowing what they are doing. Mac weenies have lower IQs than the fuzz in my navel.
VMS: V
I’ve used VMS.
Politics-Social: PS
I really don’t have an opinion; nobody’s messing with my freedoms right now.
Politics-Economic: PE+
Balance the budget with spending cuts and an amendment.
Cypherpunks: Y
I’m pretty indifferent on the whole issue.
PGP: PGP
I’ve used it, but stopped long ago.
Trek: t+
It’s a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.
Babylon 5: 5
I’ve seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.
X-Files: X
Ho hum. Just another Fox show.
Roleplaying: R
Role-Playing? That’s just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.
Television: tv
I watch only the shows that are actually worth while, such as those found on PBS.
Books: b+
I enjoy reading, but don’t get the time very often.
Dilbert: DI+
I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it
DOOM!: D
I’ve played the game and I’m pretty indifferent.
Geek Code: G
I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
Education: e
Finished High School
Housing: h
Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit.
Relationships: r–
People just aren’t interested in dating me.
Sex[?]: z+
I’ve had real, live sex.